I've been abandoned

So, a few days ago I nicked off one of the keys from Mom's work laptop & took it with me half way across the room. She didn't know where it was & spent quite a while trying to look at it. Of course she blames Dad cause he was using her laptop & I was with him at the time. He must have not been watching me. Newt, however, is more vigilant. He shoos me back up his arm when I get too close to the keyboard. Sometimes I like to sit on his hand as he types. But I did manage to nick a piece off the scroller on the mouse. Why do they call it a mouse anyway?

Well, now Dad's got a laptop of his own & wouldn't you know, he does not let me anywhere near it! How's that for a double standard? says Mom.